3: The Shocked Expression on Straight Work Colleagues Faces of your Weekend Exploits on a Monday Morning!

This is often described as a water cooler moment where work mates meet up on their Monday morning breaks to discuss their weekend activities which often involve children, t.v shows like larkrise to candleford and countryfile and other mundane heterosexualist activities. but what they really want to hear is the juicy tit bits of our thrilling fun fueled weekend and as they lap up our stories of clubbing till the afternoon, sex on dancefloors, darkrooms, trains planes and automobiles any where we like, of boozing and cruising they live vicariously through us imagining the parallel world where they were not burdened by children, but one word of warning to be careful when embellishing, they do remember everything, probably better than we remember ourselves! even just the other day i made a passing comment about how many germs are on our work keyboards where i was quickly questioned as to why some germs would bother me when i happily sledge naked, pull guys on the last train home and some other adventures i've told them over the years. so just remember however much they give you the "gasp" and the "i would never do that kind of thing" "I'm just not that type of person" look remember its almost 99% of the time accompanied by a half smile except if your weekend involved you murdering a bus load of pensioners or attending a train spotting weekend thats just plain wrong!