Sunday 24 January 2010



4: Straight Men
Now this is listed for a multiple of reasons, the main reasons i feel are the perceived masculinity of straight men, (which is often a mistake, some of the campiest men i know are straight-wrestling for instance is not a show of strength its an extended hug where you're pressing your crotches against each other) but the main basis is in my opinion is the "want what you cant have" mentality. Straight men like girls not gays, all that gay for pay, men who fuck men is rubbish! you suck cock your a gay! and the one thing that I'm sure we have all experienced is the guy who doesn't call! you have a great first date,maybe you even put out and then you never hear from them, so you give them a text and you still hear nothing! because of this playing hard to get a guy you were half interested in is now they only thing you can think of! but if you do hear something you faced with a guy whose just keeping his options open if you don't hear anything just face it he doesnt fancy you and his too much of a douche to say it to you!

but i digress why gays like straight men? is it because if you live a gay majority life, by that i mean work and play! the only time you will mostly be coming into contact with straight men other than family (wrong) and friends (risky) and work colleagues (riskier) the majority of the time you will make contact with straight men will be WORKMEN! and im talking Village People Builder/Carry On/Confessions/Porn movie shenanigans. all the caught by the window cleaner, giving a plumber help with his pipes or the mechanic with his wrench euphemisms you could shake your arse at and they will most likely not be that good looking but cos of that fabrication of the media he is made a lot more attractive and the possibility of sex sounds a far more enjoyable experience

and with that is another and final reason the prospect of a conquest! seducingthe straight man is the ultimate ego boost to the vanity of a gay man its the plot of hundreds of porn films and gay novels: the seduction of a straight man the ultimate in wanting what you cant have. but a word to the wise learn to like what you have! they are straight for a reason and most of the time they come with crabs, children and an obsession for a games console that will always mean more to them than you!

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