Protein Shakes

Now this post can very easily descend into another whole host of body fascism discussion, but i wouldn't want to anger any thingboxers by suggesting that most gay men enjoy going to a gym. which is mainly true! and as a result of all this gym hopping, bench spotting, lockeroom cruising. There is the always steady gym companion and im sadly not talking jock straps, i am of course talking all colours all flavor protein shakes.

so whats wrong with a little bit of halitosis and some serious trumping action! when you have the body of an adonis! and with constant muscled torso's advertising no wonder us gays love them all we need now is ben cohen in a got milk style advertising campaign.

i am also very much aware that protein shakes are not only saved to drinking in the gym they are also a happy alternative to most office hot caffinated beverages, as i recall on one hilarious interview i went to at gaytimes (i didnt get the job on account of "not being gay enough, clearly if id only packed my shaker and 2 scoops of progain) as i was walked through the office and passed the staff room, expecting jars of sugar and masses of coffee i was met by a line of various whey protein products all individualy named and placed in acending height order! (they may be big and muscly but you cant stop the gays doing a little feng shui)

so dont delay get yourself down to holland and barretts and stock up and just to give you added evidence just look at what protein shakes did to this school boy!!! (p.s he is now my new step dad)